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Darlings, we're feeling all Swiss all of a sudden!

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And we're off!

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It's TIME, minions!

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Pack your party favors, ladies!

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Drinking time!

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Drink 'em if you've got 'em, bitches!

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...is open once again. Since we're trying to refrain from using the term "trainwreck" to describe Stylista, we're going to stick with the transportation theme and call it a plane crash for the nonce. So, take a seat in the first class Lufthansa lounge at the Munich airport and order yourself up some Schnapps.

We never blog about it, but since it's Wednesday, feel free to get your ANTM on for the comments section. After that, it's Stylista at nine and the FINALE of Top Design at ten. Who's in and who's out on Stylista, bitches? And which one of the design divas takes home the big prize tonight?

Also, Kelly Wearstler wears something fabulously deranged tonight. You heard it here first.



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Is once again open for business, y'all! Since we'll be watching another trainwreck tonight, we're all hopping aboard the bar car of the Maharashtra Limited on the Royal Indian Rail Line! Leaves every Wednesday from Mumbai bitches, so get your passports and update your shots! Toot-toot!

Alas, no more bobbleheads to give out, but at least we can all get drunk together and watch self-involved students rip each other to shreds tonight. Special bonus: Tootie Slowey in another clown getup! Also, don't forget about Top Design at ten!

Now, who's buying? That bar only fits 3 people so we'll have to go up in shifts.

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Darlings, see that lovely screening room? That's the Grand Screen at the Tribeca Grand hotel in glorious NYC and that's where we spent the previous two finales. Unfortunately, this year TRESemmé won't be having a finale party. *snff* Magical Elves is having a big sendoff to their 5 years of fashion bitchery but that's in L.A. and as much as we love this show, we're not about to spend a couple thousand dollars to fly out there just so Kenley can throw a drink in our faces. So for once, we're watching the finale at Chez T Lo and we have to say, we're looking forward to not having to worry about what we're wearing or whether we took enough pictures or wondering who's going to talk to us and who's going to give us dirty looks from across the room. So tonight, we're cracking open a bottle of wine and watching it in our jammies and we hope you all will be too.

We want to take a mo and thank all of you for your incredible support this season, a record-breaking one for us in terms of hits and media attention. Our minions are fabulous and sometimes it amazed us just before we hit that "Publish" button that there are tens of thousands of people waiting to see what we're going to post next. That's crazy but we're so grateful for it. And hey, while we're at it, let's all raise a glass tonight to Bravo and the Magical Elves for giving us 5 years of fabulous. We have no idea what the future's going to bring for this show but we enjoyed the hell out of the past.

Now. Contest time, poodles. This week, you have to pick the winner AND the first runner up. The first THREE people to do so will win not only a Tim Gunn talking bobblehead, but also a copy of La Nina's new book, The One Hundred.

The next SEVEN people with correct guesses win "just" a bobblehead. Think about this one, kittens. You only get one guess and if there's one thing we know, it's that you never can predict just what the hell those judges will do next.

Make sure to come back here when it's all over and praise the judges or burn them in effigy and swear you're never going to watch this damn show EVER AGAIN. Raise a glass, bitches! Luvya!


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Grab a seat and grab a waiter, bitches! The finale starts tonight! We're out of T-shirts but we still have Tim Gunn bobbleheads from the divine Miss Emmett McCarthy to give away so here's the deal: Be one of the FIRST SEVEN people to correctly guess both the FIRST and the LAST designer that Tim visits at home tonight. We're shaking things up here at T LOunge! Wait till you see what the prize is next week!


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...is open, y'all. We're clearing out the remaining EMC2 Tim Gunn shirts, so be one of the first TEN people to correctly guess the winner/loser combo and win a t-shirt plus a Tim Gunn bobble head. You have to get your answers in before 9 PM EST.


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We're once again open for business, darlings! Grab a seat and flag down a waiter, it's time to get our DRINK ON!

Since there are so few contestants left, you only get one choice to pick tonight's winner/loser combo. The first three to guess correctly will receive an EMC2 Tim Gunn t-shirt. Unfortunately, you bitches have cleaned Miss Emmett out and all he has left are size small. Sucking in your tummy is fabulous, poodles!

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Is once again open, darlings. And frankly, we need a DRINK. Who's buying?

Once again, be one of the first 3 to correctly pick tonight's winner/loser combo and you can win an EMc2 Tim Gunn T-shirt and Tim Gunn bobblehead. You only get ONE GUESS, so make it a good one!

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PARTY ON THE DANCEFLOOR!

WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE, Y'ALL!

Why are we in such a party mood? Because we're packing our bags for Bryant Park, bitches!

We're shaking up the T Lounge T-shirt and bobblehead contest this week. Since we know there is a double elimination tonight, the first THREE people to guess WHO IS GOING HOME TONIGHT will win the coveted prize. Get your answers in by 9 PM, EST. Remember, you are NOT picking WINNER/LOSER; You are picking LOSER/LOSER. And you only get TWO guesses!

Ready? GO!

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...is opening late! Sorry, darlings! Daddies had to work today. First round's on us.

As always, the first FIVE people to correctly predict the loser/winner combo (2 guesses per person) will receive a signed Tim Gunn T-shirt and bobblehead courtesy of Miss Emmett McCarthy, who will be watching the show with us tonight and luxuriating in the bubble bath of bitchery that is us. Get your answers in by 9 PM, EST. Ciao, Darlings!

EDITED TO ADD: ALEX MADE IT IN UNDER DEADLINE, POODLES!




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Well, darlings, if blogger comes through for us and posts this on time, we are currently on the choo-choo to NYC for the big Shear Genius finale party and sadly, cannot join you in your libations tonight at T LOunge. We'll raise a complimentary cocktail to you tonight as we're schmoozing.

We plan on being hungover tomorrow, so the posts may be slow in coming, but we promise the usual bitchery, just a little later than normal. The first FIVE people to correctly pick the winner/loser combo will not only win an EMC2 Tim Gunn T-Shirt but also a Tim Gunn bobble head. You only get TWO picks, so make them good! And let's get this sucker to over 600 comments by tomorrow morning! You can do it, bitches!

Auf Wiedersehen, darlings!

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...has opened its doors once again and tonight, we're gettin' our drag on! In honor of tonight's show, we'll be meeting at Lucky Cheng's , where the men are women and the women are drunk. So grab your feather boa and grab a seat, "ladies."

Your entertainment for the evening:

Miss Hedda Lettuce:



Miss Varla Jean Merman:


And the one, the only, Miss RuPaul:


As for our T-shirt giveaway contest, it's still on, with slight changes. The first three people to correctly pick the winner/loser combo will not only win an EMC2 Tim Gunn T-shirt, but Miss McCarthy has also kindly thrown in a signed Tim Gunn Bobblehead for each winner. Lucky bitches!

HOWEVER, since there are fewer designers with each passing week, you now only have the option of TWO VOTES, instead of three. Got that? Good. Put on your glitter eyeshadow and let's DRINK!


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