Vincent's poor model Lindsay

I mean, really. What was he thinking?
Did he staple gummy bears to that thing?


The look on her face totally says "humor the crazy."
She looks like she got the strap next to the guy
on the subway with no teeth and a homemade tinfoil cap.
We think she must have had psychiatric training.
I mean, how else would you put up with that?


"What the fuck! I couldn't get one of the fags?"


She's about ready to blow any second.


"What the fuck is that on her head?"


"Can we see it without the freaking basket? Do you mind?"


"No I do--"zip!

Bitch couldn't get that thing off fast enough.
We're surprised she didn't throw it over her shoulder.

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Chalkboard

Looks like Vincent was on chalkboard duty that day.

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Alison

Is it just us, or is she high ALL. THE. TIME.

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Stacey's Secret

Shower curtain and a marker...Voila...
your very own Victoria's Secret.
Can you hear the Angels?

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Nina & Keith

Nina is all excited. She says "Can I see the back?"


And then she adds "And tell me about those buttons."

"Adorable!"

Sweetie, we love you, but c'mon. What's so innovative about buttons?

Oh look, here's a picture of Nina when she first arrived in New York.

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Uli

My name is
Ulimariavontrappautobahnpotsdamerplatz
Herzner, but everyone calls me Uli.

BTW, we LOVED your dress. Fierce and sophisticated.


And the bitch worked it.

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Nazri

Oh My God, this bitch is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!
We so hope she makes it to the final three.
You go, girl!

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Bradley & Robert

"Oh, sweet."
Ew, no Bradley! Gross.
Robert! Didn't you ever hear of Clorox?

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Stacey

"How did she do that?
I can't even thread this bobbin."


Look at that face. That is sheer panic.

The only thing that's keeping her from taking a cold shit in her pants is the knowledge that it would be broadcast to millions of people.

"WTF AM I DOING HERE? I WENT TO HARVARD!!!"

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Kayne

Y'know I thought he might have had cheek implants but those things look like breast implants.


Oh he is so totally a drag queen on open mike night.
We LOVE him.

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Angela

"I live on a farm in the middle of quote-unquote, nowhere."

Hey look! We found a picture of Angela's house! Look at all the muslin hanging out to dry.

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Keith

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways...
(Na na na na na na)

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Jeffrey

We think these two pictures just about sum it up, don't you?

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Laura

We just put this shot of Laura up because we love her. Isn't she F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S?


Bitch took a 5 minute cab ride and brought $10,000 worth of luggage.


What the hell kind of freaky ass shit is she beaming into her kids' heads?
"Remember not to breathe mommy's air."

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